poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

tnogue:

jib—reel:

Dersu Uzala (1975)

kidouyuuto:

also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”

(Source: caninevillain)

"they’re going to do Gland-to-gland combat"

Chris about other people having sex
  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk

dare-for-distances:

The fog caused the fireworks to change the sky color

tkyle:

me accepting the ice bucket challenge

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you

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cokeflow:

You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk

(Source: fingerblaster113)